Let’s play ‘spot the guys who’ve been snooping round tumblr’
dude i’m gonna frickin hold your hand so hard it’s gonna blow your mind with how hecka rad my affection is
one of the most confusing openers I’ve ever gotten
also, why do dudes think we’re into it when they refer to us as ‘creatures’ in any capacity?
DUDE. YES. I JUST CANT WITH HORRIBLE LINES LIKE IF YOU CANT BE SMOOTH JUST SAY HI.