djkaeru:

coelacanthteeth:

never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me

a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs

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congalineofdurin:

one of the most confusing openers I’ve ever gotten
also, why do dudes think we’re into it when they refer to us as ‘creatures’ in any capacity?

DUDE. YES. I JUST CANT WITH HORRIBLE LINES LIKE IF YOU CANT BE SMOOTH JUST SAY HI.

congalineofdurin:

one of the most confusing openers I’ve ever gotten

also, why do dudes think we’re into it when they refer to us as ‘creatures’ in any capacity?

DUDE. YES. I JUST CANT WITH HORRIBLE LINES LIKE IF YOU CANT BE SMOOTH JUST SAY HI.